The Inside ScoopApril 6th, 2010

A Diva Drinks R Wines To This Dog Eat Female Dog World, Bitch Grenache

Your boss has had his panties in a wad all week.  It turned out Mr. Dark-and-Tall wasn’t very dashing after all.  Someone put chocolate chip cookies in the lunchroom, and you totally blew your diet.  Needless to say, you’re in a mood, and it doesn’t rhyme with princess.

Want to kick some serious Grenache?  Thanks to R Wines, you can.  That’s why they created a wine called Bitch, made of 100% Grenache.  Because as the box says, “Life’s a BITCH, and then we drink.”  Maybe that’s why there are heart and dagger icons on the outside.

The bubble gum pink bottle and box come to you straight from South Australia, and just picturing hot Aussie blokes slaving in the sun makes you feel better already.  With its pinky-red color, lollipop taste and a long finish, it looks like you’ll be cinnamon, spice and everything nice in no time.  Available for purchase at Grateful Palate distributors around the country.

It must just be a g’day after all, mate.

One Response to “A Diva Drinks R Wines To This Dog Eat Female Dog World, Bitch Grenache”

  • By: Caitlin

    Just found this in Palm Springs and it is GOOD! Sold in all sizes with caps that twist-off. I got one the size of a small Perrier. PERF for two glasses. New fav wine! And super cost effective!

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